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Coed Demon Sluts

Aren’t you tired of

doing everything right?

Wouldn’t you like a second chance

to go back and do it wrong?

BREAKING NEWS: My article on writing Coed Demon Sluts appears on John Scalzi’s blog Whatever as The Big Idea.

It’s a pretty nice gig, being a Coed Demon Slut. Like the Slacker Demons, you only have to tempt three people per month to earn your thirty pieces of silver, plus the usual bonuses for performance above and beyond. You get an eternally young, super-strong, healthy body, and you can gumby it into any shape, size, and color you like. You have to feed it a lot—at least 4500 calories a day—to keep the body from getting fat. You get the Lair, your awesome teammates, a phone, a car, a credit card … and succubus powers that guarantee nobody can resist you.

Imagine: you’ll never have to try on a pair of jeans again. You’ll never have to try on a bra again. You can eat and drink whatever you want. And you never have to take any lip from anyone, ever.

Then the mysterious demon recruiter Delilah starts sending them new girls, and hell really begins to pop.

 


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BETH

Beth is fifty, dumped by her husband for the babysitter, jobless, skill-less, homeless, cashless. She’s about to jump in front of a bus when she meets Delilah, recruiter for the Regional Office, and receives an offer she can’t refuse. Heartbroken, Beth decides to use the powers of this new body and the remains of her thrown-away life to track down her ex-husband and make him tell her why he dumped her.

But Beth can’t get information without help from her team, and she can’t accept their help until she learns something about what she has become—a coed demon slut—who she’s always really been, and who she wants to be from now on.

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JEE

Jee was once a slave in a Bangkok whorehouse. Just as she was getting worn out and rebellious, Delilah came along with an offer she couldn’t refuse.

Jee’s childhood scars won’t begin to heal until she lets her team under her skin. She thinks she’s too tough for that, until she takes pity on the unlikeliest teammate of all.

Now available at Amazon, Kobo, iTunes, Book View Cafe, and Nook.

 


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MELITTA

Brainiac Melitta is repeating her senior year of high school after a horrible betrayal spins her into clinical depression. All she wants is to graduate and go to the best college that will still accept her, but her past won’t let her go—until Delilah, recruiter for hell, offers her a gig as a succubus—and the power to fix what’s broken in her life. Melitta’s new succubus teammates are ready to back her, whatever it takes. Now Melitta will dare to fight in ways that give even her coed demon sluts goosebumps.

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AMANDA

Cricket’s family may be ready for their 98-year-old great-grandma to go gently into the good night, but she sure as hell isn’t. So when hell comes calling in the form of Delilah, she’s ready to sign on the dotted “succubus” line.

Army brat Amanda has spent her life letting everyone else call the shots. With a shiny new contract, and a shape-shifting body as tough as titanium, she’s ready to call some shots of her own—on the basketball court.

Now roommates at the Lair, this odd couple are ready to set the Regional Office on its ear with history’s first coed demon basketball tournament—and to discover that you’re never too old or too shy to find new friendships—or love.

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POG

As a child, Pog (“Person Of Girth”) was her wealthy parents’ little angel until she started gaining weight. They gave her an ultimatum: lose the weight, or be kicked out of the family. Ten years later she was a fat, broke whore—and then Delilah offered her a chance to be a thin, rich whore for hell. Today, Pog is the coed demon sluts’ team leader, taking guff from no one, not even her supervisor Ish Qbybbl.

Ish Qbybbl has happily supervised his field ops via Skype from his private cubicle at the Regional Office. But when they win the Demonic Intramural Basketball Tournament and put him in danger of a promotion, Ish panics and goes into hiding with his coed demon sluts.

Can Pog save Ish from his jealous demonic boss? Or will their secret history crack her open and leave her defenseless in hell’s prison?

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OMNIBUS

Now get all five novels in this series of feminist women’s fiction novels featuring succubi, shoes, and shopping, massive quantities of food and controlled substances, all-girl hot tubbing, riot-grrl rage, rollicking, revenge, renewal, and rejoicing. Six women find out what they’re made of by making themselves into something totally other.

Available soon in preorder at Amazon, Kobo, iTunes, Book View Cafe, and Nook.


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